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HYSTERICAL SWEATSHIRT
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$156.00
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The word is derived from the Greek hystera, meaning "uterus" or "womb.”
“Hysterical” is a word that traveled from medical repression to social dismissal to comedic triumph.
For centuries, Jews lived as minorities—persecuted, restricted and displaced.
Humor became our defense mechanism.
It’s our superpower.
As Mel Brooks put it:
“If you’re quiet, you die. If you joke, you live.”
Lenny Bruce, Larry David, Lorne Michaels.
Jackie Mason. Joan Rivers. Jerry Seinfeld.
Amy Schumer. Sacha Baron Cohen. Sarah Silverman.
Here’s Gilbert Gottfried’s favorite joke:
A Jewish mother took her baby to the sea.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant wave came and swooped her baby out to sea.
The mother was HYSTERICAL.
She begged G-d, “Please, G-d, PLEASE, give me my baby back, I’ll do anything!”
And suddenly, a giant wave came and just as he disappeared, the baby arrived without a scratch, delivered, right into his mother’s arms.”
The mother looked at the sky and said, “He had a hat.”
And here’s one more for good measure:
Ricky Gervais told this joke to Jerry Seinfeld on an episode of Comedians in Cars Drinking Coffee:
A Holocaust survivor eventually dies of old age and goes to Heaven. When he meets G-d, he tells G-d a Holocaust joke. G-d says, “That’s not funny.” The survivor replies, “I guess you had to be there.”
Even the Talmud says there’s a special place in Heaven for comedians.
In the meantime, we’ve got this sweatshirt.
After endlessly searching for the perfect tee shirt, we did what anyone who’s serious about making would do. We made it ourselves.
- Designed in NY / Made in LA
- Expertly crafted
- Soft as butter
- Crewneck
Looks as good with jeans as it does with a blazer, this will become your favorite tee shirt and not just because of what it says.
- 100% Cotton
- Gentle machine wash
- Do not bleach
- Tumble Dry low
Do not use fabric softener, and not just because it's bad for the environment.
XS: 0 US chest 19.5 in; length 21 in
S: 2-4 US chest 20.5 in; length 21.5 in
M: 6-8 US chest 22.5 in; length 22 in
L: 10 US chest 22.5 in; length 22.5 in
XL: 12 US chest 23 in; length 23 in
You have 18 days from the ship date to return or exchange most items. That’s plenty of time to decide if it’s you.
Just a heads-up: original shipping fees aren’t refundable unless we made a mistake (like sending the wrong item or something arrived damaged). In that case, of course—we’ll make it right.
To start a return or exchange, just shoot us a note at help@wearehenrietta.com. We’re here for you.
