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MONEY SWEATSHIRT
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$156.00
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MONEY MONEY MONEY
The money hungry greedy Jew trope goes back thousands of years. If you want to look it up, you can (this isn’t a history class). By the 1800s when the Jews were finally allowed into normal professions, the myth was already baked in. So when some Jews succeeded in banking, law, entertainment and trade, people didn’t say, “Some Jews are successful.” They said: “See? They control everything.”
And that, friends, is how modern conspiracy antisemitism was born.
The irony no one talks about is that Jews were forced into finance, punished for it, expelled for it, murdered for it and then accused of loving it. This, of course, morphed into modern versions like: “Jews control Hollywood, Jews run Wall Street, Zionists are greedy,” which are just the medieval story in new clothes.
But over here we celebrate our fucking wins.
Albert Einstein — changed physics forever. Jonas Salk — created the polio vaccine.
Sergey Brin — co-founded Google. Mark Zuckerberg — founded Facebook. Steven Spielberg — most influential film director in history. Barbra Streisand — one of the best-selling artists ever. Jerry Seinfeld — built the most profitable sitcom of all time. Judith Sheindlin (Judge Judy) — highest-paid TV personality for years.
(See our START UP sweatshirt for the Israeli version of this list.)
So cry me a river. All the way to the bank.
After endlessly searching for the perfect tee shirt, we did what anyone who’s serious about making would do. We made it ourselves.
- Designed in NY / Made in LA
- Expertly crafted
- Soft as butter
- Crewneck
Looks as good with jeans as it does with a blazer, this will become your favorite tee shirt and not just because of what it says.
- 100% Cotton
- Gentle machine wash
- Do not bleach
- Tumble Dry low
Do not use fabric softener, and not just because it's bad for the environment.
XS: 0 US chest 19.5 in; length 21 in
S: 2-4 US chest 20.5 in; length 21.5 in
M: 6-8 US chest 22.5 in; length 22 in
L: 10 US chest 22.5 in; length 22.5 in
XL: 12 US chest 23 in; length 23 in
You have 18 days from the ship date to return or exchange most items. That’s plenty of time to decide if it’s you.
Just a heads-up: original shipping fees aren’t refundable unless we made a mistake (like sending the wrong item or something arrived damaged). In that case, of course—we’ll make it right.
To start a return or exchange, just shoot us a note at help@wearehenrietta.com. We’re here for you.
